You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
Reblogged from My Name is Court
don’t you fucking test me i will draw this porn i swear to god
i’m doing it
Me.
Reblogged from Cherry Garcia
my roommate left this in the oven for 4 hours
at first i thought it was a giant oreo
boy was I wrong
Reblogged from The lunatic is in my head.
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
and a partridge in a pear tree
Reblogged from I May Never Sleep Tonight~
this is literally the sweetest thing a girl has ever said to me
Reblogged from I May Never Sleep Tonight~
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING
Reblogged from Cookies or GTFO
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
omfg
Reblogged from THIS IS AN ARCHIVE
come with me
and youll be
in a world of pure emancipation
Reblogged from Deadlines
omfg this dog i bumped into in skyrim can talk
and one of the dialogue options was basically YOU’RE A DOG THAT CAN TALK
and then he’s just like
THERE’S DRAGONS AND CAT PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND, AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY A TALKING DOG
omfg i don’t have time for your goddamn sass you little shit
Reblogged from THIS IS AN ARCHIVE
